Homeless Charlie
Homeless Charlie is a black homeless man who appeared on one of the Opie and Anthony Homeless Shopping Sprees. On May 9, 2007, he appeared in-studio during the XM portion of the show. During this appearance, he made very humorous statements about a number of topics, including talking about wanting to fuck Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and First Lady Laura Bush. Anthony joked about the reaction that Rice might have if Homeless Charlie was fucking her, including a joke about her being punched in the face by Charlie, a reference to Charlie saying earlier in the show how he punches women in the face.
These comments were picked up by the media, and Opie and Anthony were accused of making jokes about raping Rice and Bush, which eventually led to their suspension from XM Satellite Radio for 30 days. Although O&A returned to XM, Homeless Charlie did not. The audio of his appearance has never been replayed on the show due to lack of approval from XM's lawyers.
There have been many reports of him also saying he wanted to fuck the Queen of England. He did say derogatory things about her, but never mentioned anything about wanting to fuck her.
On March 31, 2012, Jimmy posted a picture of him with Homeless Charlie after a gig. Charlie is still homeless and wants to come and see Opie and Anthony again. Rob Cross approved his return to the show, but this has yet to happen. According to Jimmy, Charlie now hangs around the SiriusXM building.
Transcript
In studio are Homeless Charlie, Opie, Anthony, Jim Norton, and Bill Burr. Charlie comes into the studio about 20 minutes after the Walk Over. He's the only one who came in to watch the show so they invite him in. The transcript below takes place about 15 to 20 minutes after they start talking to him.
Charlie: I tell you what. What's that George Bush bitch.. um Rice? Condoleezza Rice?
Anthony: Condoleezza Rice, yea.
Charlie: I'd love to fuck that bitch. She needs a fukin' man. I'll fuck that bitch...
Anthony: I just imagine the horror in Condoleezza Rice's face
Opie: (Laughing) As she realizes what's going on.
Anthony: As you were just holding her down and fucking her.
Charlie: Punch her all in the fucking face. Shut up bitch!
Anthony: That's exactly what I meant.
(Laughter)
Charlie: You know... fuck... and George Bush wife... I'll fuck that bitch to death.
Anthony: Yea?
Charlie: Oh yea. She needs a man.
Anthony: You diggin her?
Anthony: (Impersonating Clubber Lang) Hey woman... hey woman... I'll show you a real man. Why don't you come by my box, I'll show you a real man.
Opie: Hey what about a... what about the queen? Current events, the queen just went back to her dumb castle or whatever...
Charlie: (off mic) Fuck that bitch.
Opie: Oh boy, we lost his mic.
Charlie: (off mic) Fuck that bitch.
Opie: We lost Charlies mic.
Anthony: Ohhh no.
Opie: We lost Charlies mic.
Bill: I can paraphrase. Fuck that bitch.
Anthony: (over Bill) And he was just saying something nice about the royal family.
Charlie: (back on mic) Fuck the queen.
Anthony: Oh!
Charlie: She lost... you lost bitch, why you comin over her for you horse face lookin' bitch (horse sound)
Anthony: (laughing) "You lost."
Charlie: Fuck that... the queen.
Opie: (wrapping up) Yea... yea alright Charlie...
Charlie: Entertain that fucking bitch for. Fuck her.
Bill: What are you pro? What are you for?
Charlie: What am I for?
Bill: Yea, you're like fuck everything. What are you for? What do you advocate?
Charlie: I advocate... freedom. Say what you want... do what you want as long as you ain't hurtin' nobody. This fucking country's turned into a bunch of pussies.
Opie: Nice.
Charlie: Do what you the fff... say what you want. Don't like it? ... Fuck you!
Anthony: (laughing) "As long as you don't hurt nobody." This coming from a guy that POPS old ladies in the head.
Charlie: Yea! You know? You don't like it bitch walk down another block. You know?
(Lots of laughter)
Anthony: Shit, god damn.
Charlie: Fuck that, this is America.
Anthony: It's gold... It's gold!
Bill: (laughing) "This is America." That's the greatest way I've ever heard that expression used.
Anthony: Yea
Bill: Cause I can't... he's like I don't know lady this is America
Anthony: This is America, fuck that old bitch.
Opie: This is brilliant man. Charlie, you're gonna be part of the team man.
Charlie: I hop up on a old bitch one time. She said "I only got 17 dollars." I said "ok, I catch you tomorrow. Have some more fuckin money bitch."
(laughter)
Anthony: Pencil her in for tomorrow.
Opie: Does vaudeville too.
Anthony: Yea.
Opie: Alright Charlie, we're gonna take a break.
Charlie: Alright.
Opie: You come by anytime and you
Anthony: Yep.
Opie: like do your rants like this.
Anthony: Good job Charlie.
Opie: You know where we are. You can sit and hang? Alright.
Charlie: Yea, O and A... If you don't like O and A... you know what... FUCK YOU!
Jim: That's a promo.
Anthony: That certainly is.
Opie: There's a bunch of new catch phrases in there. Try to find out all the catch phrases from Charlie.
Bill: Catch phrase Charlie.
Opie: Catch phrase Charlie, there you go. Alright Charlie, we're gonna take a break.....
